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Ten Thousand Thundering Sulumits Retsambew!

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009

sulumits-retsambew-captain-haddockEverytime I read or mentioned the words Sulumits Retsambew, another words kept on popping up on my head: Ten Thousand Thundering Sulumits Retsambew .. ooooopss .. I meant: Ten Thousand Thundering Typhoons.. lolz. Followed by other words like: Billions of Bilious Blue Blistering Barnacles, Slubberdegullions, Ectoplasmic Byproduct, Pestilential Pachyderm … and I could go on and on. And, ….voila.. Captain Haddock figure came to my mind.

Those of you who love to read The Adventures of Tintin by Belgian comics writer and artist Georges Remi — better known by his pen name Hergé — will surely be familiar with both the cursing words and the Captain Haddock character. Captain Haddock (see picture)  was a hard faced, short tempered, often badmouthed, hard drinker, whiskey lovers yet good hearted, loyal and brave sailor who by the end of the adventures had become a loyal companion for Tintin, — although from time to time still given to uttering the occasional colourful ‘expletive’ vocabulary. If you look it up on your dictionary, you might — or might not — find the meaning of those words. Just like the words Sulumits Retsambew.. lolz.

And for those of you who have no idea of who is Tintin, he is the hero of Herge’s comic strips “the Adventure of Tintin”. In Wikipedia words:

  • “Tintin is a young Belgian reporter who becomes involved in dangerous cases in which he takes heroic action to save the day. Almost every adventure features Tintin hard at work in his investigative journalism, but he is seldom seen actually turning in a story without first getting caught up in some misadventure. He is a young man of more or less neutral attitudes and is less colourful than the supporting cast. In this respect, he represents the everyman.”
    In his adventure, Tintin was accompanied by his also famous four-legged assistant “Snowy”, a seafaring Captain Haddock who’s notorious with his swearing vocabulary, and other interesting character as well like Professor Calculus, twin detectives Thomson and Thompson, the opera singer Bianca Castafiore, Nestor the buttler etc…etc…

Well, the rest you’ve got to find out for yourself, mon ami! I’m not intended to tell the stories here ha3x. But to give you a hint, here are some of Tintin’s adventure stories: Tintin in the Land of the Soviets, Cigars of the Pharaoh, King Ottokar’s Sceptre , Prisoners of the Sun, The Castafiore Emerald, Tintin and the Picaros… and many others. And who knows if only Herge were still alive, he will be interested in writing a story about “Tintin and The Legend of King Sulumits Retsambew”. And Captain Haddock can’t help himself for swearing: Ten Thousand Blistering Sulumits Retsambew!!… lolz

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Is sulumits retsambew an alien?

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

sulumits-retsambewYou are wrong if you think that sulumits retsambew is an alien. But you are not alone, because I am pretty sure that there are many or maybe millions people who might think that it is an alien.  As we know alien means:
n. foreigner, person living in a nation where he or she is not a citizen; stranger, outsider; extra-terrestrial, creature from outer space
adj. strange, different; uncharacteristic; foreign; of or pertaining to life that did not originate on planet Earth
[taken from babylon]

So its confirmed that it is not alien. Lolz, because its just webmaster stimulus,  yes webmaster, person behind the web, every websites having their own webmaster, some are professional and many are just stealing other’s code… hehe..

To be a pro webmaster, you should be knowing well on how to manage webservers, maintaining the hardware and software of the server, designing the website, generating the webpage, examining the website’s trafic, not just simply knowing on how to answer the comment, Lolz.

Off course HTML language, PHP language, pearl, javascript must be embeded ( lol, embeded)  in webmaster’s brain. Not only that, having ability on how to configure web servers such as Apache and serve as the server administrator are absolutely required.

It will be very long article if I covered all things related to retsambew .. oops I mean webmaster..lolz .. Later on we will talk many things on webmaster and on how to stimulate every webmaster  to be professional on their field.. promise Huh !

see you,  Sulumits retsambew

Retsambew

Sunday, May 10th, 2009

Retsambew?Well , I should have written it as : Sulumits Retsambew.

If you are wondering what it means,  you are not alone. I was a bit confused too at the beginning when I read the words in one of my friend’s blog.  I was not sure how to spell it either. Sounds very weird, doesn’t it? Then I had a good laugh when I found out that it just simply means: Webmaster Stimulus! A very nice twist.

Apparently Sulumits Retsambew is a SEO Contest conducted by Netbuilder.org. The goal is to win a place in the first, second, or third in Google’s organic SERPs for the targeted keywords “Sulumits Retsambew” and to win $1,000, $500 and $250 respectively. Aahh.. a very  interesting challenge!

It says that the contest starts on March 15, and will end August 15, 2009 -high noon GMT.  Arrghh.. I was already 2 months behind. So let’s get started in Sulumits Retsambew Contest and win the prize!

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